Letter to: Mrs Katy Macfarlane (nee Hudson)
Written by: Mr. Seth Macfarlane, Attorney: Veronica R. Blangy

Delivered to Mrs Katheryn Macfarlane by: Mr Jack Whitehall

Subject: Divorce Proceedings

To Katy,
Trust me, this is the hardest letter I have had to write. I know, cliché right? Everything written here is to do with the ending of our marriage, a no fault divorce, under “irretrievable breakdown.” I know you said you wouldn’t sign any papers, but I sent them over with this anyway. I can do it without you, and as my attorney has said, if you do not respond, within the 30 day statutory right days, you lose all right in your say with the divorce, but me and my attorney have come to a conclusion with custody, with that I hope you can agree on, I get Lydia on weekends, from Friday-Monday, and you have her for the remainder, and as for belongings, you get the house, and I will be paying for child support weekly. And now, onto the non-legal matters.

You’re probably wondering why I didn’t set the divorce as a fault divorce with adultery, the truth is, I don’t want anyone to find out that I’m not good enough for you. Or your fans to think any less of you. I want you to live a good life after me, as you will. 

Now, on to the lovey dovey shit I have to tell you, for the last time. That sounds so weird, that I’ll never wake up beside you again, or I’ll never see your smile when I’m singing to Lydia. It sucks, it really sucks. If you hadn’t of done it, this would of never happened. We would be married forever, have beautiful babies, whatever else. But you did.. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I love you, so much, that it physically hurts me to write every single word of this. but I want to say goodbye in the right way. 

I do love you, so much. I probably will forever too, because you have been such a bit part of my life, and we have a daughter. That last night we had was perfect, but nothing you say can make this pain go away. But, we’re not talking about the bad stuff. We’re talking about the good. The day we met, was definitely the best day of my life. I never expected you to mean so much to me, but you do, and will, for like, ever, however long that is. You’re a great mother, and a great friend. You were great as a wife too, except for the moments you slipped, but like I said, this is a letter of good, not bad. 

Adopting Lydia with you was the best moment of our life, beside marrying you, obviously. You’re amazing, and I love you. But sometimes, goodbye is the best thing to do, especially when your heart feels like it’s going to burst. I want my last words to you, to be I love you.

Love, Seth.

P.S I love you.