[TEXT]: Just checking in if my favorite American is alright... Are you? Because if you're not, I'd swim across the ocean to kick you in the arse so you'd be.

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[text] better get swimming. I don’t know why I’m texting you back.

billie-suchabadwolf:

[TEXT]: Hell, you’re texting me back because I’d definitely kick your ass if you didn’t, you know that? What’s going on? 

[Text] good point. Well, I’m at the end of my marriage, and a messy divorce is about to happen.

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