[TEXT]: Just checking in if my favorite American is alright... Are you? Because if you're not, I'd swim across the ocean to kick you in the arse so you'd be.

macfarlanesarchive

[text] better get swimming. I don’t know why I’m texting you back.

billie-suchabadwolf:

macfarlanes:

[Text] good point. Well, I’m at the end of my marriage, and a messy divorce is about to happen.

[TEXT]: Oh… you’re about Katy? I thought you to have already gone through that…I’m sorry, sweetie, I really am. I wish I could help— anyhow. You deserved a helping hand right now.

[text] no, someone else I’m married to. See, I’m ok, I’m making jokes. Well, yeah, but y'know.. I can at least try to make it through.

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