billie-suchabadwolf:
Don’t temp me! I don’t like American humour and I’m not planning on liking it anytime soon.

And no, it’s not about that (but now I’ll have a new topic to discuss with Matt, fantastic). I was just wondering— what’s your secret? Some people are trying to look good in photos. And some people are just ridiculously photogenic without even trying. Is this some kind of American thing?
Watch the European version then. All though you’ll miss my beautiful face.
I love making people awkward. Tip: Rubbing the balls ALWAYS helps. Ah, that secret, well I usually bathe in the sweat of 200 virgins every night, oh and obviously it’s American. We’re full of virgins. Oh, 
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